I don’t want to make any false promises and get right to the point: Subic is among the worst tourist places in the Philippines to look for a massage that ends with a hand job or blow job. You might be surprised as there isn’t a lack of girly bars and other places to meet girls for pleasure in Subic, but when it comes to happy ending massages you don’t really have many options.
Most of the massage salons in Subic are obviously found in Barrio Barretto like all other places of interest for single male travelers (bars, restaurants, hotels, shops) but all of them are regular and “traditional” salons with masseuses wearing long clothes instead of tight shirts and skirts.
The way it usually works in the massage salons in the Philippines is that if they do offer happy endings then they will make it clear on their menu stating something like “Lingam Massage” (the Filipino expression for Prostate Massage) or “Sensual Massage” or they don’t have any menu at all and the girl at the reception tells you “Hello sir, we have massage with happy ending” like at Chuva Chuva in Cebu.
I’m not saying it is impossible to get a happy ending massage in Subic, but it’s just very unlikely. Except for one place, but that’s actually rather a sex massage parlor. Let’s take a look at both types of massages:
Happy Ending Massage in Barrio Barretto
There are about half a dozen of massage salons in Barrio Barretto and they are all looking more or less like this:
I even walked into this particular salon (it’s located right next to Johansson’s which is my favorite expat bar in Subic) and asked them: “Do you have special massage here?” and one of the women just smiled at me and quickly replied “No, sir. We don’t do that.”
Did I feel strange in this situation? Yes, sure. A little bit. But I’m used to that and since I want to give you the best possible overview of our men’s places of interest here on Philippines Redcat I really don’t have any problems with that. And often it’s better to ask beforehand as opposed to taking the massage and then being disappointed when she won’t give you a happy ending.
There are a few other massage salons located on the main road of Barrio (Olongapo-Bugallon Rd) and they all look more or less the same. The basic rule is that it’s officially not allowed for the masseuses to provide hand jobs or blow jobs to their customers but you never know – eventually you are in a private room with a Filipina lady (or in a big massage room with beds divided by curtains) and then it really depends on her if she wants to remove the towel and massage your dick until you get an erection in exchange for a little extra tip.
Massage Prices in Barrio Barretto
Speaking of tips, you are probably curious about how much they charge for the massages: Well, that’s quite random really. If you look at the picture above it’s 499 Pesos for a 1 hour Swedish Massage (means body massage with oil) in that particular salon. That’s more oriented towards tourists though and if you walk to the eastern and not so touristic part of Barrio Barretto you will find more modest priced salons like this one:
And if you are lucky and your girl agrees on giving you a happy ending then a reasonable tip would be up to 500 Pesos for a hand job and up to 1,000 Pesos for a blow job.
But again, Subic is not really a great place in this category. If happy ending massages are a main priority of your vacation then you might want to spend less time in Subic and more time in Angeles or even better in Manila where you can find the real naughty salons you are looking for.
Sex Massage in Barrio Barretto
A special kind of place in this category is the Serenity Nuru Spa. Like the name suggests, they are specializing in the so called nuru massages. You would walk inside, pay 2,500 Pesos at the reception for the service, then be taken to a different room where you can see several young and attractive girls behind a glass window, each of them wearing a number. You pick one you like and follow her to the private room that has a bed and a shower.
What follows is a very intimate body to body massage. Your girl will put plenty of nuru gel on your body and slide all over you. You can imagine how the procedure continues from here. And if not then just do a Google search for “japanese nuru massage” and check out the videos. It should be very obvious.
Of course this is not the typical happy ending massage but rather an all inclusive program. The price is also more expensive – if you just go for a standard hand job massage that will cost you no more than 1,000 Pesos in total but here you pay more than double that price. But again this is the full service and the girls are also a lot more attractive than in the massage salons. It’s definitely worth to check out.
Map of Massage Salons in Subic Bay (Barrio Barretto)
Note: The yellow pins are illustrating regular massage salons while the blue pin is illustrating the Serenity Nuru Spa.
Have you ever been more lucky than me and gotten a HJ or BJ at one of the regular massage salons in Subic? Please do let me know down in the comments or if you know any particular salons that I haven’t mentioned here then please tell me and I will add them to this guide and map.